I didn’t work up the nerve to ask this lovely woman out yesterday even though I was sure she dropped a few hints that I should (including her giving me a free double, so that’s 2 free drinks, just you know, in one large container), on the grounds that I like going to the restaurant/bar place where she works and I go there quite a bit so I didn’t want any awkwardness but I still wish I could have gone for it.
A story in gifs for after the break.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD